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[JOKE] Surat Cinta Penjual Buah Dan Penjual Sayur

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  1. uniqee

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    [h=6]Maaf Kalo Repost, Joke segar lumayan buat penghibur siang ini :D

    Penjual buah yg patah hati mengirim'kan surat pada penjual sayur γαήg isi'nya :

    »Surat Penjual Buah«

    "WAJAHMU MEMANG MANGGIS,
    WATAKMU JUGA MELON_KOLIS,

    TAPI HATIKU NANAS KARENA CEMBURU,

    SIRSAK NAPASKU,,,

    HATIKU ANGGUR LEBUR,,,

    INI DELIMA DALAM HIDUPKU,

    MEMANG INI JUGA SALAK KU,

    JARANG APEL DIMALAM MINGGU,

    YA TUHAN,,,

    MOHON BELIMBING-MU,,

    KALO MEMANG PER_PISANG_AN INI YG TERBAIK UNTUKKU, SEMANGKA KAU BAHAGIA

    DGN PRIA LAIN...:'( SAWO-NARA....":'( :'(

    DARI: DURIANTO </3 :'( :'(

    Tak lama kemudian...

    Si penjual sayur'pun membalas'nya ..

    »Surat Penjual Sayur«

    "MEMBALAS KENTANG SURATMU ITU,,,

    BROKOLI2 SUDAH KUBILANG,

    JANGAN TIAP DATENG RAMBUTMU SELALU KUCAI,,, JAGUNGMU GAK PERNAH DICUKUR.,

    DISURUH DATENG MALAM MINGGU, EHH NONGOLNYA HARI LABU...

    DITAMBAH KONDISI KEUANGANMU MAKIN HARI MAKIN PARE,,, KALO MO NELPON AKU AJA MESTI KE WORTEL,,,

    TERUS TERONG AJA,

    CINTAKU PADAMU SUDAH LAMA TOMAT... JANGAN KANGKUNG AKU LAGI, AKU MAU HIDUP SELEDRI

    CABE DEHHHHHH........!!!:x:p\=D/    [/h]:komunis:
     
    uniqee, Jan 17, 2012
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  2. penyendiri

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    good jokes brooo!!!! :silau:
     
    penyendiri, Jan 17, 2012
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  3. rahmani123

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    :lol: ...ngakak dot com.... :lol:
     
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  4. dedensupiyanto

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    Pleiblis, eh setan nya OK mas bro
     
    dedensupiyanto, Jan 17, 2012
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  5. renogen

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    :lol: ketawa wak wak wak wak :lol:
     
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  6. Udeh Nans

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    request jokes nya joko susilo sama tukang sayur donk mastah :lol:
     
    Udeh Nans, Jan 17, 2012
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  7. alamaksedih

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    good jokes gan
     
    alamaksedih, Jan 18, 2012
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  8. gougou

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    bener2 gila ini jokenya..
    :lol:
     
    gougou, Jan 18, 2012
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    Wahahaha, keren....

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
    milkdomain11, Jan 18, 2012
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    wkokwokwokwo....
    gile bener nih joke
    :lol:
     
    Yogy Anggry, Jan 18, 2012
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    wkwkwkwk lucu abis
     
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    :)):)):)) pintar..! bikin mesem2
     
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    ngawur yang buat neeh ... lagi mabok kalee ya ... :lol: :pusing: ...
     
    Sofyansyah, Jan 18, 2012
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    top abis nih... ngakak pagi2 baca ini...
     
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    hahaha nunggu versi yang ini juga ah :lol:
     
    Arya Dwipangga, Jan 18, 2012
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    hahahaha kayaknya lebih lucu lagi kalo joko susilo :lol::lol:
     
    uniqee, Jan 19, 2012
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    izin copas masbro
     
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    wkwkwkwkk
    JANGAN KANGKUNG AKU LAGI, AKU MAU HIDUP SELEDRI :komunis:
     
    arif_iR, Jun 2, 2012
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    wkwkwkw ane sampe ketawa2 gan :lol::lol:
     
    azahralatifa, Jun 3, 2012
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