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Orang Sok Tahu Enaknya Diapain Ya

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  1. yuliantoeko

    yuliantoeko Hero

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    Sore tadi temen Saya ngajak ngopi. Ternyata temen Saya ngajak temennya lagi, Sebut saja Mas Anu. Ngobrol2 santai kemudian si Anu nyeletuk masalah Internet Marketing. Saya coba tanggepin. Kira2 sebagian ringkasan omongannya begini. Tak translate pake basa Endonesa. Karena ngomongnya pake Basa Jawa Suroboyoan. Misuh2 gitu

    bla..bla..bla... (ngobrol2 gak penting...)

    Si Anu : Pokoknya kalo mau dapet duit itu harus nomor 1 di gugel
    Saya : Oooo gitu ya. (Dapet elmu SEO nih, pikir Ane). Trus caranya gimana???
    Si Anu : Gampang, beli website dari gugel
    Saya : Weks... (Sejak kapan gugel jualan Web :))). Lha sampean pernah beli dari Gugel
    Si Anu : O... Iya. Satu website harganya 10 juta. Saya beli 20 buah. Dapet diskon 20%
    Saya : ...$#@!#$%%$#@!#$%^^ :)):)):)). Kayak grosir aja nih gugel jadinya
    160 juta. Weks kaya banget Si Anu nih

    bla..bla..bla.. (ngobrol2 gak penting, trus nyinggung masalah hosting)

    Si Anu : kalo beli hosting jangan di hostgator
    Saya : Emang Kenapa??
    Si Anu : Disana sudah banyak backlink
    Saya : maksudnya?? backlink apa mas
    Si Anu : Biasanya orang cari backlink di hostgator
    Saya : :swt::lol: ( Owalah maaaassss....sejak kapan HG jualan link)
    bla..bla..bla.. (ngobrol gak penting)

    Saya : Sampean udah dapet duit belum dari internet??
    Si Anu : Udah dong
    Saya : Emang dari mana duitnya
    Si Anu : Dari google adsense
    Saya : Oooo.... kok bisa ya (kayaknya mulai normal nih omongannya)
    Si Anu : Ya bisa. Itu duitnya dari orang2 yang ke warnet. Kan kalo ke warnet itu kan bayar. Nah uangnya dari situ
    Saya : Gubrak....:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Ni orang lahire jumat kliwon paling ya. Ngomong kok ngawur puooolllll

    *pesan moral : jangan ngopi di sore hari :lol::lol:
    hanya selingan dari Saya yang lagi males nge-blog

    Kelupaan : Cerita ini bener2 terjadi. Kr2 jam 4 sore di Warkop jalan ketintang. Surabaya
     
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    yuliantoeko, Mar 20, 2011
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    Jam semono mendingan ngeteh, es teh, teh anget, opo es teh anget :lol:
     
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    hanya bisa bilang....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
    uchinx, Mar 20, 2011
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  5. teguhaditya

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    Parah... :lol:
     
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    :hmm: pusing ane baca nya :komunis:
     
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    asli gan ane ngakak sambil nonton liverpool-sunderland..
    -ilang konsen nonton bola-
     
    gladiator, Mar 20, 2011
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    Om Google, pesen blognya 1
    Om HG juga, pesen backlink PR11 3biji j
    Tar totalan belakang ya
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Warnet yg aneh, masa mau bayar warnet j pake WU :lol::lol:
     
    comodny, Mar 20, 2011
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    Si Anu : Ya bisa. Itu duitnya dari orang2 yang ke warnet. Kan kalo ke warnet itu kan bayar. Nah uangnya dari situ..:hmm2:
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    BruceLee, Mar 20, 2011
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    hhhaa..
     
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    :lol:thax u sob... ni crita beneran pa boongan?????
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    yuliantoeko Hero

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    Beneran sob. Cuma udah tak edit bahasanya. Intinya kayak gitu. Kok ya gak punya pikiran ngrekam ya tadi
    Sampe rumah saja Saya bingung. Tadi mimpii apa gak ya
     
    yuliantoeko, Mar 20, 2011
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  14. mantan banned

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    manteb gan ceritanya, udah cukup untuk ngocok perut ane...
    :lol::lol:

    apa lagi yang mbah gugel jual website, :lol::lol:
     
    mantan banned, Mar 20, 2011
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    karman Ads.id Pro

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    :lol: bingungnya ame ke rumah... keknya gw ktwanya ampe pagi:lol:
     
    karman, Mar 20, 2011
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    Saya: kalo gitu warnet itu punyanya google ya Oom :swt:

    :lol:
     
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    Ada aja critanya bro, btw itu serius apa?
     
    semprulll, Mar 20, 2011
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    wkwwkwkw.. bayar warnet dah jelas masuk ke kasir, eh malah google wkwkw
     
    wind_rider, Mar 20, 2011
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    kakehan kopi dadi mabuk koncomu mas... :lol:
     
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    ah jadi selama ini teknik yang ane pelajari di adsense-id salah yah :|
     
    idontz, Mar 20, 2011
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