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3 Cewek Yang Rela Mati Gara-gara 1 Cowok

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by luliana, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. luliana

    luliana Ads.id Pro

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    Dibilang ganteng, emank sich rada2 mirip apgan :D
    KaLo dibilang jelek gak jg tuh, buktinya 3 cewek rela mati demi gue…

    Gini ceritanya :

    Dulu waktu gue msh SMA (ketrima karna kasihan) ada 3 cewek yg rela mati demi gue.

    yang pertama sebut saja namanya Anita (nama samaran)
    gila mamen..! Body-nya yg bohai ditambah wajah yg imut bikin gue gemes pengen cubit tu pipi yg tembem pake catutan kuku (Ech…) tiap malem gue slalu sempetin telpon dia..

    Gue ; hello Nita..!! Aku kangen nich..
    ANITA ; HEY MONYOOONK..!! gak capek lu gangguin gue mulu..!?
    Gue ; tapi aku kangen,

    Anita ; PLISS..!! Gak usah ganggu aku lagi, lama2 gue bisa stres Bunuh diri kalo terus2an kayak gini. T.T *tut…..tuuuut (hpnya mati gan!)

    Segitunya-kah Anita hingga rela mati demi saya??
    (hati berkecamuk dlm kebingungan. *mau nangis bacanya)

    hari berikutnya ku mulai melupakan Anita dan tak mau dia bunuh diri demi aku, alhasil gue lebih intens tuk PDKT dengan Nila, dan dihari valentine kuberanikan tuk menembaknya..

    Gue ; Nila maukah kau jd pacarku?

    Nila ; HAH..!! Ngimpi..!! Dari pada jadi pacarmu lebih baik aku mati..!!

    Lagi dan lagi seorang wanita rela mati demi aku, muncul pertanyaan besar dari dlm hati “apakah aku ini seorang Casanova..?? Hingga mereka mau mati demi aku?”

    Sejenak ku tak mau mencari kekasih lagi, karna besok UAN mau tak mau gue harus belajar dengan giat agar bisa lulus nanti..

    disudut meja hpku berdering yg tak lain panggilan masuk dari Fina temen kelasku,

    Gue ; halo Fin, ada apa?
    Fina ; buku catetanku ada sama kamu ya??
    Gue ; iya emank napa?

    Fina ; BALIKIN SEKARANG JUGA..!! AWAS AJA KALO GW GK LULUS BESOK.. LU HARUS IKUT BUNUH DIRI AMA GW..!!

    Sebegitu berarti-nya-kah diriku hingga dia mau mengajak bunuh diri aku bersama dia?
    Fiuuuhh !! Itulah tiga cewek yg rela mati demi gue..





    Source: Comot dari status FB teman

    Maaf kalo repost :peace:
     
  2. hardinalz

    hardinalz Super Hero

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    ane kira beneran

    kl yang di bawah ini beneran gan:

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  3. unregistered000

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    ane irain ente beneran gan... :peace:
     
  4. abdul_azis

    abdul_azis █--★★KILLER★DESIGNER★★--█

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    itu apa maksudnya gan ?
    hehe
     
  5. andinimulya

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    asemmmmmm kena jebakan betmen kakakakaka,,,,, tapi luamayan juga nih, bikin nyengir2 sendiri :D
     
  6. hardinalz

    hardinalz Super Hero

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    Kl cerita TS: lucu tapi fiktif, kl gambar yang ane posting: (menurut ane) lucu + real :D
     
  7. lence

    lence Super Hero

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    aku juga kena jebakan kupret neh, wadoohhh, yo dirimu ngaca dulu klo mo PDKT bro, dompet ditebelin, tunggangan roda empat donk, biarin cuman gerobak, wkwkwkwkwkwkwk
     
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    gusimam Ads.id Pro

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    :lol: SALAH KAMAR TAPI LUCU... BAJIGUUURR
     
  9. gigiharif

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    asyem, kirain rela mati kenapa :lol:
     
  10. loadink

    loadink Ads.id Pro

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    wew kiraiin :))
    Tapi emang ada kok gan 3 wanita yg rela mati demi cowok

    Versi ane:

    1. Ibu
    2. Istri
    3. Sodara cewek

    CMIIW :D
     
  11. indra_sinatra

    indra_sinatra Hero

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    ane kirain beneran, ternyata beda kasus. :lol:
     
  12. eka_wira

    eka_wira Newbie

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    lucu jg gan...



    :lol: :lol:
     
  13. presiden

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    Ketipuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! oh no!!!
    tapi lumayan tipuannya masbero,., :D
     
  14. Xscores

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    Jadi ini rela mati karena ga mau ya :p
     
  15. dwizz

    dwizz WriterBoom.com

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    mayan bikin gigi kering :lol:
     
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    :hahaha2::hahaha2::hahaha2:... Lumayan menghibur masbro..
     
  17. backpacker-id

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    :lol: ane kirain beneran gan
     
  18. iisbetoq

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    ente memang kasanopa masbro :lol:
     
  19. fanzaholic

    fanzaholic Ads.id Pro

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    ini yang semprul cewek-cewek nya atau agan TS nya?

    hahaha

    :lol::lol:
     
  20. killerijo

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    cakakaka...ane kira cinta me ente gan..:D
     

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