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  1. northpole

    northpole Hero

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    A Professor explained marketing to MBA students
    1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me -“That’s Direct Marketing”
    2. You attend a party & your friend goes to a girl & points at you telling her. He is very rich, marry him -“That’s Advertising”
    3. Girl walks to you & says you are rich, can you marry me? -“That’s Brand Recognition”
    4. You say I’m very rich marry me & she slaps you –“That’s Customer Feedback”
    5. You say I’m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband. –“That’s Demand & Supply Gap”
    6. Before you say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives. -“That’s Restriction from Entering New Market”
    :komunis:
     
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    ijin kopas ya Om :D
     
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    hahahaha
    kayaknya ada benernya jg
    nemu aja yg beginian bos
     
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    yang nomer 5 bisa bisa perang dunia tu :lol:
     
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    saya suka yang nomor enam :lol: ijin copas ke fb om :senyum:
     
  6. dede deny

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    ajibbbb.. dpt dari mana tuh :))
     
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    wakakaka ngakak...
    Plot twist: she says that she's very rich (while actually she isn't) and you want to marry her = that's how a customer scammed :lol:
     
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    dedistyawan Ads.id Pro

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    idbiznis Ads.id Pro

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    :eek: wkwkwk :lol:
     
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    :lol: pengen jadi muridnya si professor :silau:
     
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    Hahaha Begini nih kalo sains di aplikasiin kedunia nyata, jadi ke inget film Biutupul mind :ngakak:
     
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    rumahku istanaku

    sama gan, ane juga pgen jadi muridnya.. biar pinter.. pinter merayu ahahahha
     
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    Ijin kopaaaasssssss mas bro.

    Keyen nih!

    Pinter professor yak kalo ngejelasin, apa ini bahasa marketing si yang bikin quote ya biar lebih ada "authority"nya :komunis:
     

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