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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by doremi, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. doremi

    doremi Super Hero

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    Aslinya boso jowo..berhubung di forum mesti pakai bahasa nasional..ane pake gugel translate versi beta..moga bener terjemahannya :silau:

    LOSMEN dan Pak TENTARA :
    Sarip : “Kamaré jik onok mas ?”
    ( "Pesan Kamarnya masih ada mas ?")


    Losmen : “Wah sampun telas, kebak sedoyo Pak..”
    ("Wah sudah habis, semuanya penuh Pak..")


    Sarip : “Wadóh, aku sedino lelungan mbok digolèk-golèkno nggaé kloso yo gak opo2..”
    ("Waduh, aku seharian pergi,coba dech dicariin..pakai tikar juga ngga apa2)


    Losmen : “Sakjané wonten setunggal, nanging wonten tiyange bapak tentara piyambak'an, kamaré wonten peturoné kaléh..”
    ("Sepertinya ada satu, tapi ada orangnya bapak tentara sendirian, dikamarnya tempat tidurnya ada dua..")


    Sarip : “Opo gelem dijak paron?”
    ("Apa mau diajak bagi dua?")


    Losmen : “Purun, wongé niku rodo medhit, angger sèwo kamar losmen paron mesthi purun...”
    ("Mau, orangnya itu agak pelit, kalau sewa kamar losmen dibagi dua pasti mau..")


    Sarip : “Yo wis, aku gelem..”
    ("Ya sudah, aku mau..")


    Losmen : “Ning kathah ingkang sambat, jé...”
    ("Tapi banyak yg mengeluh lhoo..")


    Sarip: “Sambat yok opo ?”
    ("Mengeluh kenapa ?")


    Losmen : “Tiyangé niku ngoroké kados bledèg nyamber2...”
    ("Orangnya itu ngorok nya seperti suara kesamber petir..")


    Sarip : “Gak opo2..”
    ("Ngga apa2..")


    Losmen : “Biasané konco sak kamar mboten tahan, mboten saged tilem......kebrebegen.”
    ("Biasanya teman satu kamar tidak tahan, tidak bisa tidur..kebisingan.")


    Sarip : “Gak opo2..”
    ("Ngga apa2..")


    Bareng isuké Losmen takon nang Sarip.
    (Pas besoknya Losmen tanya ke Sarip.)


    Losmen : “Dos pundi pak ? Saged saré ?“
    ("Bagaimana pak ? Bisa tidur ?")


    Sarip : “Iso, turuku angler, sak iki awakku seger.”
    ("Bisa, tidurku nyenyak, sekarang badanku segar.")


    Losmen : “Wah, dos pundi caranipun ?”
    ("Wah, bagaimana caranya ?")


    Sarip : “Pas wayahe turu, wong iku ngorok mbrebegi kuping.”
    ("Pas pada saatnya tidur, orang itu ngorok bikin bising di. kuping.")



    Losmen : “Lha, rak tenan to ?
    ("Tuhh kan, benar kann ?)


    Lajeng kepripun ?”


    Sarip : “Langsung aé tak ambungi wongé..”
    ("Langsung aja saya CIUM orangnya..")


    Losmen : “Ha ..... ? Nopo sampéyan hombrèng ?”
    ("Ha...?Kenapa kamu homo ?")


    Sarip : “Gaaak !!!!”
    ("Engga !!!")


    Losmen : “Lha njuk pripun ?”
    ("Lha..terus bagaimana ?")


    Sarip : “Mari ngono wongé pak tentara sak wengi melèk, gak wani turu !" :p
    (Setelah itu orangnya pak tentara semalaman melek , ngga berani tidur !")...
     
  2. Pengejar Mimpi

    Pengejar Mimpi New Comer

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    Hahahaaaa :lol:
    Nekat juga tuh pak tentaranya...
     
  3. camie_ayapoe

    camie_ayapoe Traveller Blogger

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    yang nekat sarip bro bukan kentara :lol:
    lumayan buat hiburan plus belajar bhasa kromo .
     
  4. Yushiniswah

    Yushiniswah AdSense Pro

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    Subuh mas subuh mas...
    Dagelane kurang akeh hahahaha :lol::komunis:
     
  5. saidqb

    saidqb Super Hero

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    ngakak gan... la kepriwe maneh kui :lol:
    buka kompi langsung dapet lelucon, manteb manteb
     
  6. code_

    code_ Banned

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    Diaaa homooo :3
    lucu bos :D
     
  7. Rezan Dren

    Rezan Dren Banned

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    Hahahaha.... pagi2 minum kopi anget baca lelucon gini... mantap.. apalagi bahasa jawa nya itu lho.... nice...
    :lol:
     
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    aguscandiareng AdSense Fan

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    wkakaka... sampe anteng ngono pak tentarane.. siambung sarip... :D
     
  9. Endra Maulana

    Endra Maulana Asli Nganjuk Jatim

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    :gembira:jadi g ngantuk setelah baca...:tepuktangan:
     
  10. anu-eta-tea

    anu-eta-tea Super Hero

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    trik cerdas walaupun agak gila bin nekat :lol:
     
  11. maswaone

    maswaone AdSense Fan

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    wahaha . . . . Konyol tenan, pak tentaranya ampe ga berani tidur takut dicium lg :-D

    Ada yg belum di translate gan
    Lajeng kepripun?
    (terus gimana?)

    "nopo" setau ane "apa" gan bukan "kenapa", kalo "kenopo", "kenangopo", "kengeng nopo" itu baru artinya "kenapa".

    Losmen : “Ha ..... ? Nopo sampéyan
    hombrèng ?”
    ("Ha...? apa kamu homo ?")
     
  12. doremi

    doremi Super Hero

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    makasih dibenerin :ok:
    maklum..pan ane bilang, terjemahinnya pake gugel translate versi beta :lol:
     
  13. r360x

    r360x AdSense Starter

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    nyess banget ending nya haha :D
     
  14. debele

    debele AdSense Starter

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    :)) kacau!!! hahaha. . .
    Tips ampuh nih! :lol:
     

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